And yet, I’m a copywriter - not because I hate myself, but because I believe advertising, done right, is unmissable.
The first ad to sink its teeth into me was a 30 second spot for World Vision. I watched. I cried. I stole my mum’s credit card and sponsored a child. I was eight.
Copywriting was always the goal, and getting here was pretty straightforward, I just: studied advertising, worked as a suit, pivoted into PR, became a freelance writer, went to film school, worked as a producer and went to AWARD School.
I think the best ads don’t feel like ads at all, and the best writing leaves you feeling a little heartbroken - like the words are over well before you’re ready for them to be.
Unfortunately I am still learning how to do this.
Nevertheless, I’ve been lucky enough to share my Google Docs with the likes of: Bullfrog, CHEP, The Producers, Modibodi, The Company You Keep, Moxie, Dame Products, Frank Body, and Mecca.
I guess now’s as good a time as any to tell you: